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// I don't wanna meet your friends // 15.02.08
"An orgasm is nature's own heroin. Life is finite and orgamsms are a wonderful distraction." - Russell Brand

Whoever said a way to man's heart is through his stomach knows nothing about men. Women who even suggest they give a good blow job don't have to worry about guys calling back.